morning\ wood

morning\ wood
1. (morning wood) (3065↑, 583↓)
A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.

2. (morning wood) (2432↑, 630↓)
Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"

I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise.

3. (morning wood) (1978↑, 601↓)
the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.

I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus

4. (morning wood) (774↑, 413↓)
When a person (preferably a man) wakes up in the morning in an upside-down "T" position. Characterized by the largest, possibly most embarrasing erection ever to be witnessed. Also called "morning glory" and "pitching a tent." Ways of getting rid of morning wood include: counting to 100, visualizing your grandmother in a string bikini, and challenging youreslf to a friendly game of horseshoes (ringtoss if no horseshoes are readily available).

MOM: "Billy, wake up\! Time to go to school." BILLY: "God, mom, How many times have I told you to knock?\!?" MOM: "Goodness Billy, why did you pitch a tent inside your bed?" BILLY: "I didn't mom. It's my morning wood. Now get out\!\!\!"

5. (morning wood) (381↑, 113↓)
an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning

I woke up with a morning wood today.

6. (Morning wood) (602↑, 344↓)
n. When a man wakes up with a [boner]. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or 2. Possibly derived from getting [Morning head] or both.

I had such fat morning wood I couldn't go to the bathroom when I got up today.

7. (morning wood) (401↑, 173↓)
When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.

- Today I woke up with a boner the size of the Washington fucking Memorial. - lol.

8. (morning wood) (152↑, 67↓)
when a guy wakes up with a boner..

i had morning wood when i woke up ... those damn fairys pitching tents in my pants again..

9. (morning wood) (107↑, 33↓)
a boner or erection experienced when a guy wakes up in the morning.

damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom

10. (morning wood) (80↑, 21↓)
when you wake up in the morning with an erection. is exceptionally poor if you are wearing gym shorts, because you usually have to stay in bed for a few minutes while it goes down if you have other people in your house, and generally sticks straight out, not following up your body like normal wood.

i couldnt get out of bed for a few minutes this morning because i had morning wood and it wouldnt go down

11. (Morning wood) (103↑, 45↓)
When a guy wakes up with a woody in his pants.(Really hard to get rid of.)

"Giovanni how do you get rid of morning wood."-Enrique "I look at a picture of your mom..."-Giovanni "Fuck off."- Enrique "Let me finish then I jack off, cause your moms a MILF."-Giovanni "You're a ass."-Enrique

12. (Morning Wood) (58↑, 19↓)
Waking up with an erection. It's often associated with the need to use the bathroom upon waking up. Scientific term is nocturnal penile tumescence. There is no real scientific proof as to why men wake up with a erection although there are many theories. And by the way "dr. Pascalle" is a fake and an idiot. No such thing as hypervasodilation. Means the same thing as Morning Glory

It sucks trying to take a piss when you got a morning wood.

13. (morning wood) (64↑, 29↓)
When you wake up and you have a massive [boner]. You could go camping with the tent you pop every morning. You cannot get out of bed untill everyone is out of the room.

When i pop my massive tent, with my morning wood all the girls jumped in.

14. (morning wood) (33↑, 6↓)
when your dick gives you a standing ovation in the morning just for waking up.

I woke up this morning and I had morning wood. I was so proud.

15. (morning wood) (90↑, 66↓)
An erection a male has when waking up. Also known as a piss-hardon.
16. (Morning Wood) (26↑, 6↓)
When a male gets a erection in the morning or as soon as he gets up. Meaning getting a boner in the morning.

Jose:Why did you not wake up Pj: Because i got a Morning Wood

17. (morning wood) (13↑, 3↓)
Perhaps one of the greatest of God's creations, but at the same time the worst. It all depends on the circumstances. When the body goes into REM sleep, capillaries go into hyper vasodilation, and thus the penis becomes goes in one of the most intense and hardest erections a man can experience.

TEACHER: Tommy\!? You're late again\! Care to explain\!? TOMMY: You want the truth? TEACHER: Yes\! TOMMY: OK, here it goes. For the past few mornings, I've woken up with some gnarly [morning wood], and to waste something is a sin; so, I took full advantage of the situation each time. DAN: Dude, what's up? You sick or something? JAKE: No, man. I slept naked last night, and slept in this morning to the point where my mom came into my room and threw the sheets off of me. I had massive [morning wood], dude, and she saw it. AWKWARD\!\!\!

18. (morning wood) (120↑, 114↓)
the biggest boner you can get. you wake up after sleeping, and your dick is hard as a rock. the best way to get rid of it is to have a sweaty sex session with some fly ruca, she will love it too.

damn baby, i got morning wood. oh well, i guess ill just have to fuck the shit out of you.

19. (Morning Wood) (2↑, 0↓)
When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection.

Morning Wood\! Im sorry what? I said good morning Wood\!

20. (morning wood) (4↑, 8↓)
the thing that you'll miss the most when you will become old

Suresh: Damn\! I got a morning wood of biblical proportions today. It was aching & I had to remove my undies. Ramesh: Well, having morning wood is a sign of youth. You're gonna cherish these woody memories a lot when your hair will become all white.

21. (morning wood) (25↑, 32↓)
a thing that i get when i wake up then, after wiping the sand crusties out of my eyes i chop my morning wood if you know what i mean

man my morning wood was so big i choped that wood till i photosynthisied all over my bed

22. (MORNING WOOD) (1↑, 11↓)
The primary reason for showering toilet seats and bathroom floors just after waking up from a nightmare about exploding in a sewage treatment plant and never being able to have sex again. Three times in twenty years of marriage wasn't enough.

Marsha; I'm so sick of cleaning the bathroom after you, damn it\! John; It's not my fault I keep telling you, it's the [morning wood]\! Marsha; Right, dead eye\! I'd give you a mop but you'll probably wipe the den. I wish you morning wouldn't\!

23. (morning wood) (12↑, 28↓)
Morning Wood is when a guy gets a boner in the morning. ;) it happens because guys are horny phucks.

he got a morning woody because he's a horny phuck that needs to get laiiid.

24. (Morning Wood) (11↑, 43↓)
A song by Nth Degree about having morning wood.

M-O-M-O-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D TO THE Nth DEGREE\!\!\! I love Morning wood\!

25. (morning wood) (32↑, 78↓)
penis erection that occurs after a male wakes up

Most males usually have a morning wood. People like Wesley Chou and other perverts out there always enjoy the burning sensation of a morning wood.

26. (morning wood) (45↑, 92↓)
This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on. The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.

morning wood, if not properly taken care of, can cause Erectile Dysfunction

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27. (morning wood) (26↑, 75↓)
a boner that occurs when you wake up in the morning, normally after a good [jack off] the night before.

My morning wood is huge, but probably because I'm horse hung.

28. (morning wood) (28↑, 80↓)
when you wake up with a woody

Matt wakes up at RGs house with a morning wood

29. (morning wood) (12↑, 123↓)
see [monopoly] and [stiffy]

i dunno what causes morning wood

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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